Kill the fatted carrot, then add ye the grain and roast in the fiery pit for all eternity...or until nicely browned.Where in the Bible can I find a recipe for a good carrot cake?
LOL! I'm sure the grain part ';wasn't meant to be taken literally';. Report Abuse
Where in the Bible can I find a recipe for a good carrot cake?
Sorry, there isn't one. However, Ezekiel 4:9 has a great bread recipe. I don't recommend you bake it in compliance with verse 12, though. (An alternate method of baking is given at verse 15, but I don't recommend it, either.)
There are no recipes in the BIble for any cakes and not much mention of carrots at all... however there are some scriptures that tell of eating of the food of the earth, the roots of the ground and that man would have to eat by the sweat of his brow... so.... on that note... look up the recipe for your carrot cake in the best recipe book written,... Betty Crocker's! Good luck
They thought carrots where devils food because in was created underground. In other words the carrots are from hell.
Its not in the bible cause it was widely accepted.
I'm not sure. Check the index under desserts
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Isa 55:2
Wherefore do ye spend money for that which is not bread? and your labour for that which satisfieth not? hearken diligently unto me, and eat ye that which is good, and let your soul delight itself in fatness
anywhere, since the bible is where you find all the fruitcakes.
I think it's in II Hezekiah in close proximity to ';Cleanliness is next to godliness.';
It's past ';God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb,'; but if you get to ';and the lion shall lie down with the lamb...'; you've gone too far.
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What are you taking about
carrot cake didn't exist 2000 years ago
Try the food and beverage section of yahoo answers. Also try a cook book. The Bible isn't a cookbook.
Yes, please post! Then they'll be something usefull there!
well, i couldn't find any Biblical recipes for carrot cake but the Bible god does provide a recipe for feces bread.
Eze 4:12 And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
if there's a shortage of human poop the Bible god recommends using cow poop as a substitute.
Eze 4:15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
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